Welcome to Little Guy Alive, A Zombie Preparedness Guide. It’s one little guy’s journey to remaining among the living.

Zombie Preparedness is not just for macho gun-swingers and twitchy nerds with D&D experience. Zombie Preparedness is for everybody. And it’s for you too.

Think you’ve got zero skills? Posh. If you’re a new parent, you’ve got a leg up on sleep deprivation functionality. In a wheelchair? Guess who isn’t catching you on a paved road. Chronic reflux? Your pain management is top notch already.

Think you are all ready to go? Really? You already did all of your cardio, weight-training, scouting, ammo checks, food preservation, first aid and mechanical engineering today? Bullshit. We all need more practice.

We’re in this together and if this little guy can do it, so can you. Let’s go.

Beth Mattson is an undead expert living and writing in Portland, Oregon. You can read more here. Or contact her at beth at bethmattson dot com.